TODAY'S TWD: EYE ON ARABIA

Here's a medical affliction in Toobworld that you'll never see addressed in TVMD....
Affecting only those living in Lebanon and the United Arab Emirates, this rare form of lazy eye is caused by a severe deficiency in Showtime viewing. The only remedy is to - as the blipvert will tell you - "entertain your eyes before they entertain themselves".

BCnU!
Toby OB