Where's My Bike...And Why Am I Holding This Tree?

Mongo's chances in the TDF fantasy pool have gone from slim to none. Two of my guys in Stijn Devolder and Oscar Pereiro are out of the race, with Pereiro dropping twelve feet down an embankment and breaking his shoulder in the process.
Mongo is still recovering from his own crash last Thursday, but if the swelling in my knee goes down tomorrow, I'll make a heroic and miraculous return to the S.B.A.D.M.V.V.L. Hammerfest only four days after the fact. Whether or not I can complete the circuit is another story, but my street cred will go through the roof!