Just when Mongo thought he had encountered, and laid the smackdown upon, every Trek riding man-princess in my neck of the woods, a new wrinkle was thrown into the equation today.
Trek Madone...douchey corporate kit...tubular tires.
Actual conversation between Mongo and said douchebag after he gave me twelve lookbacks and realized he couldn't hold me off...and I passed him.
Mongo-"I see you're running tubulars."
Douchebag-"They're the best."
Mongo-"Mmm hmmm, if you race."
Douchebag-"I race."
Mongo-"Cars?"
Douchebag-"No, bikes."
Mongo-"Motorbikes?"
Douchebag-"No...bicycles."
Mongo-"Hmmm...I would never have guessed."
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