I can unequivocally state that what happened to me today is the grossest, most disgusting, three seconds of time altering horror that I have ever experienced on my bicycle.
A delivery truck, giving me a nice wide berth as he went around me, ran directly over a large, dead Possum, with both the front and rear wheels.
At the exact moment the shredded carcass flew into the air after exiting the rear wheel, Mongo rode by at a brisk 24mph into a spray of death and disease.
I'm not saying anything went in my mouth , but...
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