Mr. Poston

For this blog, I interviewed a crazy cool teacher....Mr.Poston!

1. What did you want to be when you were little?

MP: Fireman

2. If you could meet one person, alive or dead, who would it be, and why?

MP: John Lennon------------ Imagine

3. What's the funniest thing you've ever experienced?

MP: My kids

4. What is your favorite subject to teach and why?

MP: All of them-St.A students Rock

5. When have you been the most embarrassed?

MP: In high school, when I went tubing on the lake.

6. Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive up teller machines?

MP: To inspire people to do new things.

7. When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

MP: Purple

8. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

MP: No

9. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

MP: God exists, there is no "if".

10. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

MP: Ostrich Burgers

11. What's been the scariest moment of your life?

MP: My child running toward the street/My child at Cardinal Glennon Hospital

12. What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?

MP: No work is done, W=FxD

I also asked him for some random facts about himself and he said...

13. I wish I could teach as well as Joy Jones

14. My family is my world.

15. I love learning new things.

16. My heart has been broken, three times. The first time, I rarely spoke to anyone for 3 years. The 2nd and 3rd time have brought me closer to God.

17. I hate leftovers.

18. Fishing is the best way I relax.

19. Sometimes I see pink elephants.

20. Do you have any blackberry cobbler?

I would like to thank Mr.Poston very much for taking the time to answer all my questions..

--Cheslynn Litke