CAST-OFFS: THE SALAHIS

Let's talk about ass-holes.

Specifically, a couple of salamis named the Salahis - those spotlight-seeking ass-holes who crashed the first State Dinner of the Obama White House in hopes of securing themselves a place in reality television programming..... This is the type of story that could possibly get the TV treatment with a made-for-TV movie.

And I have suggestions for casting.....

Esai Morales and Janel Moloney as Mr. & Mrs. Salahi.

Both are far better choices than the real-life couple actually deserve.

I'll bet even money that 'Law & Order' has already begun work on a script for that "ripped from the headlines" quality about the story.

And hopefully the fictionalized versions of these ass-holes are the murder victims.

BCnU!