It's Raining Straw Men

I present you with the below song, written by yours truly, to the tune "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls.

Hi - Hi! We're your RPG Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely gamers
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

When you see an argument that sounds wrong at first
before you read too much, just assume it is the worst
Don't try to figure what they are saying
it's a waste of time reading them
Just hit reply and start typing
Then it's gonna start raining straw men.

It's Raining Straw Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Straw Men! Amen!
I'm so mad I don't care for
any logic anymore!
It's Raining Straw Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Straw Men! Every Specimen!
short, cruel, dumb, wrong
doesn't matter what you say you will feel strong

God bless Mother Nature, she's an angry gamer too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every gamer to comment and gripe
So that each and every one could be 100% right

It's Raining Straw Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Straw Men! Amen!
It's Raining Straw Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Straw Men! Ame---------nnnn!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Get out the laptop and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature, she's an angry gamer too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every gamer to comment and gripe
So that each and every one could be 100% right
It's Raining Straw Men! Yeah!

When you see an argument that sounds wrong at first
before you read too much, just assume it is the worst
Don't try to figure what they are saying
it's a waste of time reading them
Just hit reply and start typing
Then it's gonna start raining straw men.

It's Raining Straw Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Straw Men! Amen!
It's Raining Straw Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Straw Men!


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I am going to bed early tonight. Fighting the straw men is tiring. Ciao