Sunday, October 31, 2010

REPORT FROM THE RALLY: "SANITY NOT HANNITY!"

On Saturday, the "Rally To Restore Sanity (and/or Fear)" was held on the Mall in Washington, D.C. Sponsored by Comedy Central, its figureheads were Jon Stewart of 'The Daily Show' and Stephen Colbert of 'The Colbert Report'.

According to CBS, the rally tally estimate was numbered at about 215,000. (Although, as comedian Andy Borowicz posted on Facebook yesterday, the FOX News estimate had the crowd reaching a total of seven.)

One of my dearest and bestest of friends, Ivy, and her husband Gene attended the rally. And she sent me the following report of the day's proceedings:

And now, I turn this post over to Ivy:

I wouldn't have missed this for the world, and having done it, still wouldn't have missed it for the world. Wish we were still there. The vibes were that good. BTW, because it figures in the stream-of-unconsciousness ramble below (rallying is hard work!), Gene's sign was "Chai Party!" and mine was "Tune out Foreign Owned Xenophobes" --with the F O X part in larger, red letters -- "Tune in Hannity" -- with the H crossed out and replaced with an S, and the second N crossed out entirely. With a postscript in the corner, "Yes We Can" in a circle.

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Oh yes, we rallied and restored sanity and a sense of humor to DC yesterday. And it was awesome. No other way to put it. As you can see, there were a LOT of people there -- we arrived at 10:30 a.m. and could only get as close as the very last Jumbotron screen area, and so far off to the side of the screen that we saw almost nothing of the show. They were also having volume issues from that far away, and so the audio took a while to adjust to a level we could hear well. The Four Troops, BTW, sounded wonderful. And audible, too. But, for example, we've only just learned that Tony Bennett was there.


From what we could hear, though, the comedy part was kind of lame. And somebody really needs to retire Father Guido Sarducci. The Roots were great.

It seemed clear that they had underestimated the size of the crowd, because we were in the last section they expected to use, which was full by 11 a.m., and a solid 25% of the audience wound up behind us. As we approached the Mall at 10:30, from every street in every direction, you could see a thick, orderly, and cheerful crowd of people, all heading to the same place. That was pretty amazing.

Cops had to come over to our initial spot to ask some ralliers to get out of the tree they'd climbed for a better view. No problem for the ralliers, who scurried down right away, helped by a human wave of people -- like an aerial mosh pit. Even the cops were smiling and in a good mood.

We wound up pretty hemmed in and yet never had the sense that "being hemmed in" might be a bad thing were some kind of argument to erupt. Not with this crowd -- no worries there -- young guys behind us made plenty of space for the 75-ish woman who'd come by herself, and pretty much adopted her for the afternoon, etc. This by itself was something rare.
Our spot (by the porta-potties, where there were no lines) having gotten too close to breathe in by 2 p.m., we took to the street, where a large and very friendly, mellow, and festive crowd was walking around, looking at all the signs -- and each other -- and high-fiving and thumbs-upping -- people taking loads and loads of photos of signs (This is going to be one of the most well-documented events in history if you count everybody's photos) and enjoying the beautiful day and equally amazing company. We were all kind of wandering around, or looking around, with a bit of a sense of wonderment at the wide-ranging demographic of the crowd, and how nicely everyone was behaving, and how many many ralliers there were!

Gene's sign turned out to be a real winner -- there must be a hundred (at least) photos of him/it/him and it photographed with complete strangers/film, and two interviews -- one by a blogger and the other for The Baltimore Sun (along with Peter).

My sign got loads of photos, too, and a lot of thumbs ups, oddly a large number of those from older women, who seem to particularly detest FOX News. People came in groups of generations -- parents with their kids, and their parents -- babies to people in their 80s, some of whom just wheeled themselves across the lawn. This was astonishing, not only not an audience of college students, but not even close. The over-40 group was represented to a jaw-dropping degree -- people you'd NEVER EVER expect to see at a rally. Ever. For any reason. And they came from all over the country -- we saw signs from Seattle and Iowa, Texas, Florida, Maine, and even Canada. Ran into a group of half a dozen 65-ish women in the rest room of a turnpike stop in south NJ this morning -- they'd all been to the rally -- they were a book discussion group who drove en masse from northern Massachusetts. We saw a car this morning, painted up with "Rally To Restore Sanity Or Bust" and two little old ladies in the front seat and a young guy in the back. Lots of grandparents with their teenaged grandchildren. Loads of families with small kids. The kids had some of the best signs. Pinned to a baby backside "My diaper and Glen Beck are full of the same thing." And on the two-year-old, "I Cry Less Than Glen Beck Does."

Saw a really great sign: "Where are the moderate Muslims?" With an arrow pointed down to the middle-aged couple holding the sign. Was it a political rally? Comedy Central claims that it's not, but to the crowd, it kind of was. There were a lot of people there who probably don't even watch Stewart or Colbert. There was a lot of support for the president. You'd have been hard-pressed to find a conservative in attendance, and the nature of a lot of the signs were clearly of a liberal and reasonable bent. Lots of Republican trashing signs, mostly in a mocking vein. And lots of "Legalize Pot" signs. We have a photo of a guy dressed as marijuana. So many of the signs, and tee shirts, and costumes were clever and really intelligent and/or really funny -- this was the rally for smart people. I saw more than one sign that said, "I See Smart People." It was also telling that people had taken a good deal of time and effort in drawing up their signs -- as we did on Thursday night in an hour-long session with markers and poster boards. This was an event that both Gene and I were very happy to have attended. It was a once-only opportunity, perhaps. But it does give me hope that the country is not going to hell in a handbasket. And it seemed clear that a lot of other people came away with the same kind of hope.

We have never ever been part of such an exceptionally nice, low-key, pleasant and polite group -- which, of course, was the point. People were going out of their way to be pleasant. Which gave the whole thing a wonderful, contagious energy. Once the rally broke up, everyone hit the streets of downtown DC, and in a very friendly, cheerful and respectfully celebratory manner, walked around with their signs, clogging up every food joint in the city within half an hour. Terrified receptionists urging people that they couldn't fit anybody else on the wait list (one poor girl looked like she was about to burst into tears over the stress of a hundred people walking into her restaurant inside of half an hour), and people just saying, "Sure, OK," and walking out, smiling at people. Even little hole-in-the-wall salad places had lines out the door. Au Bon Pain ran out of coffee. Hot dog vendors sold out everything they had, down to the last bag of ancient cashews.

After trying for about an hour and a half of astonished wandering around, and camaraderie with total strangers, our lunch consisted of Doritos bought from a bodega. They'd sold out of water. I don't think DC was prepared for the size of this crowd either. We were up at 8 a.m., and people were already streaming toward the Mall in numbers.
And indeed, since we didn't see much coverage of it last night, this is the first I'm seeing of just how large it was! Wow! We really did something here!

Thanks, Ivy!

NEW TO VIEW @ TOOB HQ

Here are the latest acquisitions for the Toobworld Central Video Library:

1) 'THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW'
I took advantage of the recent Gold Box Deal of the Day from Amazon and got all eight seasons, saving about 150 dollars on the deal.

2) 'THE ELLERY QUEEN MYSTERIES'
I've been hoping for a long time that this would come out on DVD. It's Levinson & Link's second best TV mystery series (after 'Columbo', of course!) and a charming way to remember the late Jim Hutton.

3) "EVENING PRIMROSE"
The musical which Stephen Sondheim made for TV, starring Anthony Perkins. They would later collaborate on one of my favorite movies, "The Last Of Sheila".

4) "WHEN THE WEST WAS FUN"
A TV special that aired at just the right time - while so many stars of the old TV Westerns were still around. Many of them appeared in this remembrance wearing their old costumes. It's going to be great for screen captures next August. I think I have my theme for when I go on vacation!

And I picked up two movies as well:

"H.G. WELLS' FIRST MEN IN THE MOON"
A charming movie, a great performance by Lionel Jeffries as Cavor, and it just appeals to the Wold Newton lover in me.

"THE DAY OF THE DOLPHIN"
I haven't seen it all the way through since I first saw it in the theatre when it came out. (I was one of maybe two in the audience that day.) But it's something I'd like to share with my little nephew. The political stuff will probably go over his head, but I'm sure he'll like the talking dolphins......

On order is another Amazon Gold Box Deal of the Day: the complete series of 'Blackadder'. I promised myself to step away from the ordering button after this last set of purchases, but I couldn't resist this one. And I still have to order the new series of 'Sherlock'. (Should 'The Sarah Jane Adventures' come down in price, I'll get those too. But they're insanely expensive for such short seasons.)

BCnU!

NUMBERS RUNNING: BADGE 416

When the body of Dr. Mark Sloan's long-missing father was discovered in a Los Angeles tomb, his detective's badge had been placed inside the crypt as well. Back in 1947 (when he was last seen alive), Detective James Sloan held badge number "416".

This was all seen in the 'Diagnosis Murder' episode "Sins Of The Father Part Two".

"4" and "16" are two of the Numbers in the sequence from 'Lost'.....

[With the frame grab, it does sort of look like "418", but Dr. Sloan's son did say it was "416".]

BCnU!

AS SEEN ON TV: SERGIO ARAGONES

Sergio Aragones' birthday was back in September, and I probably should have saved this for next year. But it's been awhile since I featured somebody from the Tooniverse, and there's never a bad time for saluting an artist like Mr. Aragones.

SERGIO ARAGONES

AS SEEN IN:
'Futurama'

AS PLAYED BY:
Himself

Here's a tip of the hat from comics scribe and cartoon director Mark Evanier, who counts Sergio Aragones as his best friend (at least with facial hair):

Sergio may well be the most-honored cartoonist ever. If there's an award you can get for drawing silly pictures, he's got at least one of 'em, maybe several. When we go places, I see folks line up to meet him. Many are wanna-be artists who think just being next to the guy is going to make them better in some way. I'm not sure it doesn't for some. I don't draw any better because of our association. In fact, if anything, it's caused me to practice less because...well, what's the point of drawing when he's around? It's not like you could possibly be as good or as fast or as funny. But others are so inspired by him that I'm sure it makes them better. And folks who don't aspire to cartooning careers like being around him because he's just a neat guy.

The secret of Sergio's creativity is all about attitude and in his outlook on the world, which is always fresh and funny and young. Remember what I wrote here recently about how writers should love writing? Well, Sergio loves drawing. Still does and always will. And doing something you love, day in and day out, turns out to be a great way to never get old.

BCnU!

[I also chose Mr. Aragones because having a head in a jar as the subject made for a great way to cap off Halloween.... Who knows? In a thousand years, they may be the new Jack O' Lanterns!]

Maybe You're Better Off This Way



"Wherever a man goes, men will pursue him and paw him with their dirty institutions, and, if they can, constrain him to belong to their desperate oddfellow society."

(Henry David Thoreau)

SCOOBY-DOO GOOGLE

In case you didn't visit Google's website today (and I find that unthinkable - for Toobworld concerns, I'm there several times a day!), apparently they teamed up with Hanna-Barbera to create a Halloween story for the Google logo, featuring Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Machine gang: I hope everybody had a safe and sane Halloween!

(Or as Mr. Crider would have it: Hallowe'en.....)

BCnU!

More Fun To Watch Than Road Or Mountain Bike Racing


















(Photos:TravisNeumuller)

Ahh, Cyclocross!... You are the Hacky-Sack of the cycling world. One minute you can be dressed like a hot dog while navigating a tough switchback on your ironically expensive and under-maintained carbon "whip", and less than forty five minutes later you can be sitting on a wall, holding a Vuvuzela, explaining passionately to your girl how the guy on the Cannondale wearing the Bob Marley dreads cut you off right before the last stretch of singletrack...while still comfortably dressed like a hot dog.

Happy Halloween!


This is a family tradition at our home to watch this movie every year.
We just love it! 1 year we are going to dress up as the sisters for halloween.
What is your halloween tradition?

PUMPKIN SURPRISE!

Since Jon Hamm was hosting the 'Saturday Night Live' Halloween episode last night, I was hoping that they'd do another Vincent Price Halloween Special. And they didn't disappoint!





BCnU!

Disney Princesses

On my trip to Anaheim, California I filmed a video with THE Michelle Phan!! *deng deng deng* She's the 17th (last time I checked) most subscribed youtuber so it's a huge deal!!

Initially we would just reply each other on twitter sometimes but when she asked if I'd like to collaborate on a video with her I didn't even believe it was going to happen until the moment she reached my hotel room. I thought she'd cancel or something!! Don't blame me I've just met a lot of irresponsible people in life. But she didn't!! (I was in Disneyland for a press junket. Think I cannot say what yet. If you are smart you can probably guess? Pretty glaringly obvious lol)

I was apprehensive about meeting her (I'm always apprehensive about meeting people coz I rarely like people hahaha) but it turned out we got along so well and had so much in common so that was awesome!!

AND we had so much fun filming this video!!! We were Disney princesses - She's Ariel and I'm Rapunzel from the new Disney movie Tangled! (In Singapore the working title is Rapunzel: A Tangled Tale)

Check it out!



A lot of people seem to be confused about Rapunzel's make up since she is so new, so here are some pictures of the newest Disney princess. She's my VERY FAVOURITE.




So much blonde hair jealous max

Although her make up looks subtle it's actually not!! She has a golden tan, with ginormous green eyes framed by loads of lashes especially lower lashes! She has freckles, bushy brows, coral cheeks and just a hint of lip colour. She has cascading blonde hair and a damn cute chameleon as a pet too. Someone in the comments said "Rapunzel didn't have a frog". It's a chameleon!!!

Ahem. Back to the topic. How? Did Michelle do a good job duplicating the look or WHAT??

And don't forget to subscribe to Michelle's awesome make up tutorial videos here.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

GOING POSTAL ON HALLOWEEN.....

I don't want to send you off to bed TOO scared.......






Sweet Dreams!

REMEMBER THE ZUNI FETISH DOLL?

For real scares, there was no better Halloween story in Toobworld than this one.......


TRILOGY OF TERROR
PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE


BCnU!

REAL SCARY, KIDS! AROOOOO!

For the Halloween musical interlude, how about a little "Twilight Zone", Toobworld style......?





BCnU!

IN A TOOBWORLD THEATRE NEAR YOU!

BCnU!

QUOTH THE Q



BCnU!

AS SEEN ON TV: MAYOR HARRY BACHARACH

We took a week off for the "Missiles Of October" theme, but we're back to showcasing historical figures from the new HBO series 'Boardwalk Empire'......
MAYOR HARRY BACHARACH

AS SEEN IN:
'Boardwalk Empire'

AS PLAYED BY:
John Rue

From Wikipedia:
Harry Bacharach (1873 – 1947) was an American politician and mayor of Atlantic City, New Jersey in 1912 (6 months), 1916–1920, and 1930–1935. He also served as a city commissioner. His brother was United States Congressman Isaac Bacharach. In 1914, Bacharach was tried for election fraud in the 1910 mayoral election. The Bacharach Giants, a Negro League baseball team that played in Atlantic City, was named for him.

So, as seen in this episode, Harry Bacharach was nearing the end of his second term as the mayor of Atlantic City.....
The next episode of 'Boardwalk Empire' debuts tonight at 9 PM EST on HBO.....

BCnU!

Protest US Torture Training at Fort Huachuca Ariz. 2010


2010 Schedule for Southwest Witness Against Torture:
Photo: Josh being carried away at Fort Huachuca main gate 2009/Photo Brenda Norrell
Sat., Nov 13, Southside Presbyterian Church
10th Ave. @ 22nd St, Tucson, AZ
6 PM, Lasagna Dinner (salad, lasagna, bread, drinks)
7- 9 PM Ritual for Preparing and Holding Peace Within
Southside Kiva
Sun, Nov 14, Noon - 2 PM, Ft Huachuca, Main Gate, Sierra Vista, AZ
Vigil of Peace and Demonstration Against Torture
Extending Peace Outward
using presence, silence, speaking, song
Note: The program is shorter than in previous years. Please join us at the start time at the Main Gate to Ft. Huachuca. Allow time for travel, parking,etc. There will be no procession to the
Fort. Please bring signs of peace with you. Volunteers needed: Br. David, 314-803-6735 needs volunteers for preparing, hosting, and cleaning up after the meal We may need more volunteers for reading at the Sat. ritual and Sun. vigil. If interested, (or with other questions) call Catherine 260-5254 or Br. David. Directions and parking info will follow soon - more info at http://southwestwitness.org

Things that make you go hmm


Have you ever had a moment where you see something that is just so bizarre and so out there that it makes you stop breathing for a second? No, me neither. But there are times when I walk by something and then think to myself -- Wait a minute, did I just see what I think I thought I just saw? Most of the time I keep walking because I don't want to embarrass myself by turning around for a second peak. With it being so close to Halloween I thought I would blog today about things that make you go hmm.
Like Reptile Man.
or
Enigma Man.

Because I live just 10 minutes outside New York City I go there frequently for auditions (and shopping) and I have had my share of personal "What The Heck" was that moments. Most recently it involved a taxi cab driver and festish stockings...that's all I'm sayin'.  That is of course right after shaking hands with the man with 3 thumbs.  No I am not kidding and that is a blog for another day.  Just know this, shaking that hand did make me freeze.
Sometimes those bizarre moments also happen online. From time to time someone will send me an email with an enticing subject line like OMG! Have you see this?-- Well, I don't know about  you my fellow bloggers, but when I see that I just can't ignore it. I always have to open it to see what the fuss is all about. Note: I'm Blonde, I'm Greek and I'm a tad gullible, but I also have a great Virus checker on my computer (and I use a Mac),  so no worries my techie friends.
Nowadays with the internet and with Photoshop it sometimes makes it hard to believe what you are actually seeing because so many things are digitally enhanced. Take for instance the viral video that is all of the rage this week called The Charlie Chaplin Time Traveler.
First let me say, I do not need to promote this video any further because in about 10 days this video has had an amazing 3.1 million views on YouTube alone. The story has been a media sensation and has been featured on every major news outlet around the world.
It is interesting to note that the term "Charlie Chaplin Time Traveler"  now has more Google searches than "Lindsay Lohan Arrested", "Charlie Sheen In Domestic Violence Dispute" and "The Most Boring World Series" combined.
From the get go, when a friend emailed me the video and I watched it I thought something was fishy. First off, this dude from Belfast, Ireland who made this "discovery" just so happens to be a film maker who also just happens to have a new film coming out. Coincidence, I think not.
You can even see it in the screen shot of this original YouTube video he posted and then he takes a close up shot with the video cam of a movie one sheet (poster) for the movie, "Battle of the Bone" that he just made. After that he chats about all of his upcoming movies that will be coming out soon. Then, in trueShamwow fashion, there is a chyron graphic overlay with the website URL for the film festival this guy runs.
Maybe some people are buying into it, but not this Greek girl. I think it's a good old fashion publicity stunt from an Irish bloke to promote his fledgling Yellow Fever production company. I won't be a bit surprised if it turns out that he digitally enhanced the mysterious time traveller into the clip and that it doesn't even exists in the Chaplin movie at all. My sources tell me that the film, Charlie Chaplin's The Circus is in the public domain. If that is the case then the Steven Spielberg wannabe can do whatever he wants with it.
I know it is not polite to stare, but sometimes a human oddity or an unexplained circumstance can be like a car crash on the Long Island Expressway, you don't wanna look, but you do it anyway.
I know if I was having lunch at McDonald's with my manager Mr. Bricks as he  downed yet another McRib  (Don't worry, I won't touch either one of them. Mr. Bricks or the McRib) and a lady had a nose in the shape of a pig or the guy in this photo walked in

how in the world am I supposed to not stare? The Dude has a Mini-Me with a receeding hairline growing out of the top of his head.
Thank goodness it wouldn't of been me eating a McRib because at that moment if a dude like this wax figure walked in I honestly think there would have been some serious tossing of my cookies going on...  I'm just sayin'.
Well, now that I have given you sufficient things to ponder for the day, my job here in the blogosphere is complete for the day.
Have a happy and safe Halloween tomorrow...and don't believe everything you see!!
Blessings,
Ava xox

Paper or Plastic or idle Chit Chat?



Have you ever gone through the check out line at your local grocery store, only to get unwanted commentary on your purchases from the sales clerk?
A few weeks ago I felt like I was coming down with the flu. I had a gig in two days and I didn't want to take any chances of getting sick.  So I made an emergency midnight pharmaceutical run.  After loading up my cart with 12 bottles of Vitaminwater Zero, Smart Water, Airborne and some "EmergenC".  The clerk picks up the Airborne and says, "Does this junk really work? I've been sneezing all day and I think I'm ready to hack up a lung!"  Meanwhile I'm thinking... "Nope I'm just out here buying it so I can keep you company and stimulate the economy"....
One time I was going through the line and I had a half-gallon of lactose free skim milk, Vitaminwater Zero (again. I love that stuff) and a Minute Maide frozen lemon juice, and some "Truvea" brand Stevia sweetener. The snipity sales clerk said, "Oh I see you're on a liquid diet."  Never mind I only weigh a buck 17 soaking weight and the sales clerk was easily line backer material for the Patriots, I'm just sayin'
Then there is always those awkward moments when the 16 yr. old male cashiers like say at Target for instance come across a bra and or panties. I remember a time I was being hit on by one such 16 yr. old male checker, he was using his "A" material on me I could tell.  Flattering as I could see him working overtime to build a rapport with me.  It was all fun and games until the bra & panties started rolling down the conveyor belt towards him. He froze like a 5 point buck on opening day of hunting season. His Colgate smile and continual glare into my eyes was replaced with a frozen jaw and a constant look toward his sneakers. A brazier and some undies made him totally lose his mojo. I think he was just thankful they scanned on the first swipe, other wise he may have been scarred for life.
Last winter I was heading to a birthday party and was doing my part by picking up some turkey hotdogs & buns. (cuz I don't eat regular hot dogs, yucky, just sayin') The out-of-touch cashier told me to, "Enjoy the barbecue." I'm thinking, Ummm, Dude, it's snowing outside.
Makes me only want to use the self-check-out line so I won't have to go into a long dissertation of why I am buying Turkey Pepperoni, Wish Bone Light Ranch Dressing, Strawberries and a jumbo size box of Milk Bone Brand of Dog Treats.  Anyone feel what I am sayin' here?
Have a great Friday! Come back and see me often...I'll be here in the salt mines writing away.
Blessings,
Ava
xox

Switzerland for A Day!




I know I'm Greek, not Swiss, but my manager Mr. Bricks keeps asking me each night if he can get advanced copies of my blog. He says he wants to ensure that I am not going to say anything that might hurt record sales or damage my rocker chick image. (I think he is just insecure about what I might say about him.) Hey, it was his idea for me to start a blog -- look who's laughing now Mr. Bricks. The blonde girl is.
As you may have noticed in many of my blogs I write things about Mr. Bricks that I don't want him to know about. So I always post them after he has left his office for the day. That way by the time he reads them it's too late to change anything, because they have already been posted. I'm Greek, not dumb, just sayin'
So today to please my manager, I will continue to be as Switzerland (aka diplomatic) as I can be. But as a special treat you will see my original thoughts, that will be crossed out, then you'll be able to read what it would have said if I would have let Mr. Bricks edit it.  You'll see why I won't let him! This is kinda fun, I hope you enjoy. Here goes.
Wow, I wonder what muckery I can get into today? Today I think I will go volunteer at the local nursing home.  Oh crap, my Facebook account is screwed up AGAIN!! Mark Zuckerberg is such a brilliant guy. I just love Facebook.
The weather is so crappy outside, I'm in a bad mood so I think I will just sit inside and eat up all of the Halloween candy. Since it's so chilly out, I think I'll stay inside, sip some tea and write some sappy love songs by the fireplace!
I am so mad at my manager, Mr. Bricks.  Who does he think he is, Colonel Tom Parker? I am so lucky to have Mr. Bricks representing me. He always schedules radio interviews for me at the butt crack of dawn. What a great, hard-working manager he is.
I just love the Goo Goo Dolls' new cd. Have you downloaded my cdGone yet? I can't wait to see them in concert again. I can't wait to perform on stage with the Goo Goo Dolls some day. They totally rock!! I love being a rocker chick.
I think I need a vacation. I wish I was touring non-stop. Maybe I will go away on vacation and never come back. I wish I was touring non-stop. Maybe I should go hiking in Nepal for a couple of months? I wish I was touring non-stop.
Well you get the idea...its a good thing that I get to write the blog each day and not Mr. Bricks!
Have a wonderful day!
Blessings,
Ava
xox

Howloween has gone to the dogs!

NOTE:  This blog has been hacked by Punkin


Do I have the words "stupid dog" stamped on my forehead?...wait a minute, do I even have a forehead???
Psssssssst, its me Punkin, and the rest of the Aston canine clan -- BoBo, Itty Bitty and Pookie. Hey, this is my third time in as many weeks to hack into my Doggie Mom Ava's Mac Book Pro and hijack her blog.  Her original password was my name  "Punkin."   That was only natural because I am her favorite and #1 dog. So, the next day after she read my blog she cleverly changed the password to "Pookie", you can read all about that episode right here.
Well  I'm no Mark Zuckerberg but it did not take a genius to figure out she was most likely gonna change the password again to another one of my canine siblings.  So with my little paws I typed in the letters  I-T-T-Y-B-I-T-T-Y and then I saw this logo thing appear on the screen




I don't know why Ava has a giant half-eaten apple  on her screen but for me,it's Mission Accomplished I hacked in again. So, I'm back and I just had to write you all out there in blogsphere  because, well  we're in dire straits here.  Guess what Ava did today? I will give you a clue, look at this picture




Do any of us look happy? No. We are not happy campers anymore. Look closely, I think she is trying to get her own designing show on HGTV or Bravo by putting these cheesy little gourds, Indian corn, pumpkins and squash things next to us. Is she taking our picture or getting ready to serve us for dinner??

Yah, were pissed alright.  I knew something was up when she said we all were going to Petco. We haven't done that in a couple of months since Pookie had that unfortunate incident with A  Lhasa Apso.  Anyway, Ava took us to Petco and bought us these costumes for Howloween.   Now, I use to love to go to there like any other dog.  At the store we all got free treats, we could get our picture taken, we could play with the toys and sniff the butts of other hot looking doggies who were there.  But now, well, I hate Petco.  They are evil. Most likely a Liberal style of company who profits off of  the humiliation of canines by selling Howloween costumes for dogs.  Hmmm, wonder if they ever heard the phrase, don't bite the hand that feeds you. Our Doggie Mommie always uses that one on us when she wants to make us feel guilty for not doing what she wants.

Next time I go to Petco I think I'm going to "have an accident" right at the front door. Although it won't be an accident, if you know what I'm sayin'.  Maybe it will make some people stop and not go in.  Anything to do my part for the species.
Ava  just didn't stop with buying us these costumes. She also sent our buddy, Sunny, who is Mr. Bricks' dog, a costume. Sunny just tweeted me this twitpic of him that Mr. Bricks took.  Embarassing.



Since I now have your undivided attention, I have further business I need to discuss with you.  This is important, so listen up.  I want to let you know that if you are a little kid and you are reading this, and you plan to come to my house to go trick-or-treating you are screwed.  Mom's already starting to dip into the trick-or-treat stash of candy.
Look what I saw in her hands today after she came back from a run.   




And then there is this photo piece of evidence




At this rate, by Sunday she will be fresh out of candy. Look for her to start handing out raisins or pennies then.


We all have had enough of the humiliation. We know if we stick around here, she will end up dressing us like Pilgrims for Thanksgiving.  So Sunny is going to run away from Mr. Bricks house and we all are running away from here. We're going to  meet up in Vegas. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Stay tuned....

Love,

Punkin
ruff ruff

TRIPPY VAN DYKE (WITH VAN DYKE TRIPPING)

Just for your amusement, here are three of the openings used on 'The Dick Van Dyke Show'... all at once!




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We enter the lists in three days..


Huffington Post had this to say about Krista Branch:

Krista Branch believes that she is America.

The Oklahoma mother of three and seventh season American Idol reject released a new single last month (for sale on iTunes), titled "I Am America." Branch's song is not related to the Stephen Colbert book by the same name, I Am America (And So Can You).

The single is a politically-charged ode to tea party values that strikes out at the movement's critics. Branch accuses them of looking down on a humble group of patriots

Kinda sounds like they don't like her. That's plenty good enough reason for me to put her song up here. In truth, we all are America and we will let them know it in D.C. and California and all over this land come NOvember 2nd.

I have been volunteering -- phone-banking my a** off -- these past few days. I did a hat trick on Thursday: saw Carly in Laguna Woods, phone banked for her, phone banked for Van Tran (LCR's cause de celebre and worthy opponent of the Latina Sex Poodle in CA-47), and finished up at Starr Parker's HQ in CA-37.

I am going to do more after my USAF Auxiliary radio class today..and probably do this until the evening of election day.

Like Jim Valvano said, "Don't give up..don't ever give up!"

So what're you doing here reading this post? Get out there and work for your candidate(s).

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SOAPBOX: CHARON ANGLE

About a week before the upcoming election, Sharron Angle - Republican, Tea Partier, grandmother, alleged nutjob - ran this attack ad on Senator Harry Reid, her opponent in Nevada:






It's no wonder she fears the alien influx into Nevada - it could be that she must already think Harry Reid is an alien as well.........
Recently she told a newspaper: "The nation is arming. What are they arming for if it isn't that they are so distrustful of their government? They're afraid they'll have to fight for their liberty in more Second Amendment kinds of ways. That's why I look at this as almost an imperative. If we don't win at the ballot box, what will be the next step?"

I wonder if she'd like to use a phaser - and not set for stun either......

Just sayin', is all.

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SKED ALERT: "BORED TO DEATH"

As much as I enjoyed 'Bored To Death' last season, I wasn't really "feeling it". And I wasn't sure I'd be back for the sophomore season.

But I think the show has really found its groove this year (although it could be I'm finally clued in.)

Each episode of 'Bored To Death' debuts on HBO on Sunday nights at 10 PM EST and then can be found throughout the week on the network.

Here are two clips from this coming Sunday's episode in which Jonathan shares info on his latest case.......








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SKED ALERT: "BOARDWALK EMPIRE"

Here are the previews for tomorrow night's episode of 'Boardwalk Empire' on HBO:

With this first one, it may as well be taking place today. I'm sure many of us have found ourselves in this situation with our parents......











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Friday, October 29, 2010

AS SEEN ON TV: WOMEN OF "THE VIEW"

The testosterone ran a little high during our second annual "Missiles Of October" theme which ended on Thursday. But at least we were able to get two portrayals of Evelyn Lincoln into the line-up, which is one more historical woman (times 2) than was showcased in last year's group.

But the "As Seen On TV" feature always seems to run more towards the males of your species, so every so often we have to do what we can to balance things out.

So today we're going into overload by featuring all of the women from 'The View' - as seen on TV......

'THE VIEW' PANEL


AS SEEN ON:
'Saturday Night Live'

AS PLAYED BY:

Nasim Pedrad
(Barbara Walters)

Kenan Thompson
(Whoopi Goldberg)
Fred Armisen
(Joy Behar)

Kristen Wiig
(Elizabeth Hasselback)

THIS WEEK'S GUEST ON 'THE VIEW'

Emma Stone
as
Lindsay Lohan

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