Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Cap'n Crunch Walks the Plank



A breakfast with this is not Greek Girl approved
Have you ever noticed how guys can not just eat one bowl of breakfast cereal? Well, I am going to appoint myself as the Czar of  Breakfast Stuff (BS) and let you know that you should not be listening to those BS commercials.  Otherwise you will have to Leggo the Greek Girl's Eggo, just sayin'.
I know I know I am always harping about "you are what you eat", but really I can not say it enough. It's OK to have a bit of "bad foods" once in a while but really.... Capt'n Crunch for breakfast? Not so much, it is more like a dessert... and like a handful, not a bowl.  Sorry to burst anyone's sugar coated cereal bubble.
You only have one body and it really is a miracle.  What you put into it is really important, that's why for breakfast I'm all about egg whites.  Almost every day I have egg whites and a Thomas Light whole grain English Muffin with smart balance & peanut butter on it (peanut butter is a super food btw).  If I don't have egg whites, I usually have a 0% Fage Greek Yogurt (we talked about this in a blog last week).  Of course I wash it down with a coffee....  BTW are you following my coffee every day on twitter? hmmmmwww.twitter.com/avaaston  @avaaston ;D
I get that kids & even grown ups too like cartoons and all, but I have spent time in the cereal isle, and honestly it is really hard to find even one cereal that is balanced and "good" for you.  It's either too high in sugar, or not enough fiber & protein.... Also the serving size is generally 1/3 of a cup.  We all know that most people do not measure out their cereal before they eat it. So most people are actually eating like 3-4 servings of cereal... this makes for a lot of muckery.  Mood swings, and irritability from not having a balanced breakfast.
So take it from this Rock Chick ~ cereal.... not such a great choice for breakfast.  For me it's all bout being healthy, feeling good and being in shape for performances for my music & acting.  No matter what you do in life, it's important to be the best you can be, and eating a sugary cereal for breakfast is not for champions.  ;D just sayin.  If you absolutely have to have a cereal, best to read the label and make sure it has whole grains & a proper balance of protein, fiber, low sugar, and make sure to measure it.  I use lactose free skim milk, however there are lots of healthy choices for your cereal: almond milk, soy milk, rice milk, whatever floats your cereal boat.  A better choice for a breakfast cereal is steel cut oatmeal, Yummo!
After a Greek Girl approved breakfast you should be all ready to put on your sneakers for a kick butt workout! Go out & have a super spectacular day!
Love & Blessings ~
Ava :D xox

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Famous Tweets That Never Actually Happened

It is hard to believe that the world hasn't always been this wired with human tracking devices like Twitter, Facebook  and Tumblr, etc. Last night I tweeted, I can't decide if I like Twitter or despise Twitter.  Regardless what my noggin decides on this important topic Twitter is now a valuable part of my life. I can't even imagine getting a cup of coffee or buying a new pair of sneakers and NOT broadcasting that tidbit of info to everyone in the universe. I don't use the GPS function pinpointing exactly where I am tweeting from because I find it a little creepy and for obvious security reasons. Besides no one really needs to know which Dunkin Donuts location I am at getting my coffee.
Today I did something I should never do. I let my Greek mind wander. Not about anything specific mind you, I just let it wander in general. I do that so I could have a good old-fashioned day-dream. I love day dreaming. I usually don't let my mind wander because I am scared it might not come back. And then I would be a Greek girl without a record deal and without a functioning noggin. Not good.
So today I was laying in the back yard, soaking up the sun, day dreaming and wondering what my grand parents and great grand parents would have thought about things like computers and social networking? I wonder what their tweets would have been like?
"Saw a motion picture at the theater today. It had sound. Freaked me out"
"Going to the Barn Dance tonite. Who wants to go?"
"Gas is up to 6 cents a gallon, where will it stop?"
"Had to walk 8 miles to school today in the snow. Can't wait to get sneakers or boots  someday"
"Got our new Sears and Roebuck catalogue today. It's really gay."
And then I was thinking about old famous people and wondered how history would have been captured by their tweets:
@OrvilleWright  - "Working on new invention, not sure if it will ever get off the ground"
@HenryFord - "Just got done pimping my new ride, the Model T. It'll hit speeds of 30 mph"
@AbrahamLincoln - "Play is about ready to start"  Tweeted from Ford's Theatre
@MamaCass - "Going to deli for ham sammich"
@QueenMarieAntoinette - "I know of a really good cake boss if anyone needs a bakery"
@MarcelMarceau -   "                                 "
@AlCapone - "The only thing for sure in life is death and taxes. Like I care about taxes"
@BetsyRoss - "Just finishing up a new sewing project. I think you will like it!"
@Sacajawea - "Why can't men ever stop and ask for directions?" With Lewis & Clark
@NeilArmstrong - "Wow the view here is out of this world"
@BenjaminFranklin - "Kinda stormy outside but going kite flying anyways"
@ChristopherColumbus - "Went sailing today with my homies. Found new country."
@GrouchoMarx - "Costco wants me to join. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
@EvelKnievel -"Oops. That's going to leave a mark"
@GeorgeWashington - "One cherry tree down. Wasn't me. For reals"
@DrSeuss - "Was interrupted while cooking breakfast. Now eggs are all green"
@AlfredHitchcock - "Most horror films are for the birds"
@JPaulGetty - "Big news about the kidnapping of my son. Keep you ear to the radio for details"
@RayKroc - "Has anyone tried my fake pork sandwich w/bbq sauce, pickle and oinions  on a bun?"   RT/ @mrbrick  "I have. It's delish"
You can follow me on Twitter @avaavston
Blessings,
Ava
xox
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Better A Broken Promise Than None At All


Thanks for nothing Mr. Twain!
What was Mark Twain thinking when he made the quote, "Better A broken promise than none at all"? Did he know that the world is full of some people who have no problems not keeping their promises? I'm talking about situations where someone has specifically agreed to do something and then totally flakes out at the last-minute without any sort of excuse, explanation or note from their mother or doctor explaining their absence.  Some people seem to think that it is OK not to keep a promise and that not keeping a promise is "no biggie."  News flash - it is a "biggie." It's a huge deal to the other person or people who were counting on you, especially if that person was a child!
I don't want anyone to read into my ranting here. I had a great childhood and there is no person who is the specific target of my rant...this time! I am just an equal opportunity Greek ranter and today I chose to rant about people who make promises only to break them later.
We all know people who have had someone break a promise and not live up to what they said they would do. It sucks, doesn't it? You are blindsided when it happens. You think good of all mankind and do not foresee the broken promises coming. I know for me, since I'm Greek I like to talk and when a person breaks a big promise with me it leaves me speechless without anything to say. Me speechless? Well you then know it was a big deal to me.  I am sure a broken promise is a big deal to anyone who is the unfortunate recipient of it!
So what does a person have if they do not have the word or the honor of another person? I say they have nothing. No one will trust them, no one will respect them and most certainly no one will want to be associated with them. When I make a promise to someone -- it's as good as being written in stone!! I know I will try my darndest to live up to any promise I make. That's just the way I was raised.
Likewise, if you make a promise to me and then you find out you're not going to be able to live up to that promise - then come tell me. I'm a big girl, I've got my big Greek girl underpants on. I can handle it, really I can. In life stuff happens to everyone and I understand that. But don't try to pretend you never made a promise or worse yet, totally ignore me or the person you made a promise to. Human noggins are like an elephants noggin...only slightly larger and less wrinkly and they also never really forget. They might forgive, but some people never forget.
Just to break a promise for no good reason is uncalled for. Especially in situations where someone was really depending on others and now there is no other way for them to get something done. I guess some people do not have a conscience or a sense of responsibility anymore.
Here are a couple of good quotes on promises:
  • Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.  ~Norman Vincent Peale
  • A promise made is a debt unpaid.  ~Robert Service
  • We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannot.  ~Abraham Lincoln
  • A promise is a comfort for a fool.  ~Proverb
  • Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.  ~Benjamin Franklin
I am not saying all people break promises. But for the ones who do, shame on you. You promise breakers sure let down the rest of humanity.
Blessings,
Ava
xox