Celebrity Matchmakers

Ava the Diva and Eric Cartman - Love at first site

It's simple really.  We all want, need and crave to love and be loved.  Everyone of us, no matter how big, small, short or tall ~ it's a fact of life.  Yes, even if that person you love is animated...  No I don't mean like Charlie Sheen either where everything they do is overboard and extreme.  What I mean is more like Eric Cartman from Southpark.  He is my one true love.  Anyone who really knows me knows this about me, that I have a crush on the little round fat-head.  What can I say, just the thought of him makes me smile.

The one thing I actually do collect is Southpark stuff, in particular Cartman stuff...  My mom has a birthday cake custom made for me every year in the shape of Cartman. I have a Cartman tattoo on my ankle, about five Cartman dolls, a watch, autographed photos from the creators Matt Parker & Trey Stone, a painting that was made for me of all of the southpark characters... hmm let me see what else?  I have pajamas, t shirts, cards, DVD's, oh gosh... a lot of Cartman stuff lets just put it that way.

Yes I know, he has a potty mouth (disclaimer: it's a grown up cartoon ~ I never said it was a show for kids people).  Sure he eats bad.  Okay he is perpetually stuck in elementary school and I know he does still live with his mom.  Not unlike lots of guys out there...  at least this one makes me laugh.  ;D

So, knowing I can't literally be with the little animated bugger, so I guess the next best thing would be to set him up with none other than "Ava the Diva".  So here are a few questions asked before they actually meet and go on their first date:

1. What draws you to Eric Cartman?

Well, obviously the artist ;o)  But otherwise I really like his cute voice and round face.

2. Why should Cartman choose you to be his girlfriend?

Because I am cute, he loves to sing and I have him tattooed on my ankle.  We are perfect for each other.

3. You love to workout and he loves to eat cheesy poofs.  Is this a conflict for you?

Like they say opposites attract.  He can be my yin and I can be his yang.

4. Where would you want Eric to take you out to eat on your first date together?

The lunchroom duh!  I would love to meet all his friends especially Chef!

5. What adventure would you want to go on with Cartman as his girlfriend?

I would want him to be my partner on "The Amazing Race" so we can travel the world together.  We can explore caverns, leap from tall buildings, race through traffic and win a lot of moola.

In the end, I know no matter what Eric Cartman and Ava the Diva would be a true Celebrity Match made in Heaven.  By the way, if you haven't seen Ava the Diva yet go check her out on my Youtube channel.

Blessings, Love & Music ~
Ava xo

www.avaaston.com

Would You Be My Valentine?

New Flash: I am a big Valentine's Day fan. I love the idea of getting several dozen long stem roses. It goes with the territory. On February 14th I allow my inner Greek romantic side to come out and play. I even like getting one of those mushy Hallmark cards from my Sweetie. For those of you who know me this doesn't come as a huge surprise - after all most of the songs I write and sing are all about love, dreaming about love, the pursuit of love and holding onto love. I am not jaded like some female songwriters who also write and sing about hunting down  the love that got away and beating the crap out of him. I just don't roll like that.

But where my traditional Valentine's day celebration is different from most girl's is the chocolates. Don't get me wrong, there has to be some chocolate somewhere on Valentine's day, but just not a whole box of it. One small piece does the trick for me. After one piece I start  to think of myself as a Weight Watchers member wannabe. I am not obsessed with my weight, I just wanna stay the size I am currently at. And for the record, for the people who use companies like weight watchers to help them lose weight or keep their weight under control, I salute you. Whatever it takes is what you need to do. Look at Jennifer Hudson -- she now looks amazing!

So with it being Valentine's day coming up and all, here is a little secret. Here is the real way into this Blonde Greek Girl's heart:

SNEAKERS

Yes through my sneakers.

I am so excited about the new Nike Air MAx 2011. This is just one totally rocking pair of sneakers.

Then my manager Mr. Bricks pointed out this fresh pair of kicks, the Air Jordan I Retro

And then I thought to myself.... for once Mr. Bricks got something right. What's better than one new pair of sneakers for Valentine's day? Two pairs of new sneakers!

I'm in love! (with the sneakers not with Mr. Bricks)

Happy Valentine's Day.

Blessings,

Ava

xox