Celebrity Matchmakers

Ava the Diva and Eric Cartman - Love at first site

It's simple really.  We all want, need and crave to love and be loved.  Everyone of us, no matter how big, small, short or tall ~ it's a fact of life.  Yes, even if that person you love is animated...  No I don't mean like Charlie Sheen either where everything they do is overboard and extreme.  What I mean is more like Eric Cartman from Southpark.  He is my one true love.  Anyone who really knows me knows this about me, that I have a crush on the little round fat-head.  What can I say, just the thought of him makes me smile.

The one thing I actually do collect is Southpark stuff, in particular Cartman stuff...  My mom has a birthday cake custom made for me every year in the shape of Cartman. I have a Cartman tattoo on my ankle, about five Cartman dolls, a watch, autographed photos from the creators Matt Parker & Trey Stone, a painting that was made for me of all of the southpark characters... hmm let me see what else?  I have pajamas, t shirts, cards, DVD's, oh gosh... a lot of Cartman stuff lets just put it that way.

Yes I know, he has a potty mouth (disclaimer: it's a grown up cartoon ~ I never said it was a show for kids people).  Sure he eats bad.  Okay he is perpetually stuck in elementary school and I know he does still live with his mom.  Not unlike lots of guys out there...  at least this one makes me laugh.  ;D

So, knowing I can't literally be with the little animated bugger, so I guess the next best thing would be to set him up with none other than "Ava the Diva".  So here are a few questions asked before they actually meet and go on their first date:

1. What draws you to Eric Cartman?

Well, obviously the artist ;o)  But otherwise I really like his cute voice and round face.

2. Why should Cartman choose you to be his girlfriend?

Because I am cute, he loves to sing and I have him tattooed on my ankle.  We are perfect for each other.

3. You love to workout and he loves to eat cheesy poofs.  Is this a conflict for you?

Like they say opposites attract.  He can be my yin and I can be his yang.

4. Where would you want Eric to take you out to eat on your first date together?

The lunchroom duh!  I would love to meet all his friends especially Chef!

5. What adventure would you want to go on with Cartman as his girlfriend?

I would want him to be my partner on "The Amazing Race" so we can travel the world together.  We can explore caverns, leap from tall buildings, race through traffic and win a lot of moola.

In the end, I know no matter what Eric Cartman and Ava the Diva would be a true Celebrity Match made in Heaven.  By the way, if you haven't seen Ava the Diva yet go check her out on my Youtube channel.

Blessings, Love & Music ~
Ava xo

www.avaaston.com

All In A Days Work

It’s Saturday Morning Cartoon Time with Ava The Diva and Mr. Bricks.
Watch as Ava uses her time wisely in this funny segment of “A Day in the Life of Ava the Diva”

Blessings, Love & Music,
Ava xo

www.avaaston.com

Here She Comes to Save the Day

It is Saturday Morning Cartoon Time with Ava the Diva and Mr. Bricks. Watch this week as Ava the Diva gets the aide of Cartoon Classic Super-Hero "Wonder Dog" as they set out to save the day when Mr. Bricks get's thrown in Jail. Tune in every Saturday to catch the crazy Antics.

Blessings & Music,
Ava xo

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

It's Saturday Morning Cartoon Time! In this weeks episode "Ava the Diva's First Sold Out Concert ~ Part 2" tune in to see what happens when Ava the Diva travels to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to visit the White House and has a chat with President Obama...

Move Over Paris Hilton

One of the first reality series of note was The Simple Life starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. In this week's episode of Ava the Diva, Mr. Bricks tries see if lightning will strike twice by getting a reality series called The Simple Life for Ava the Diva. I hope you enjoy.

Blessings,

Ava

xox

Larry King Gets Owned

Check out my animated series Ava the Diva and watch as Ava puts talk show host Larry King in the hot seat!

I hope you enjoy and please share.

Blessings,

Ava

xox

Real Rock Stars Don't Eat Quiche

Looks like my animated alter ego, Ava the Diva has allowed the cameras to roll behind the glitter of her rock star lifestyle in this week's episode of my web based animated series "Ava the Diva."

While you are enjoying this today I will be rocking out in real life at the benefit concert for The Annual Walk for the Wounded in Media, PA at Rosetree Park. Enjoy.  If you ever want to see what a real Pop Diva requires to do show, check out this obscene technical rider by Katy Perry.  Katy Perry rider


Blessings,

Ava

xox

Greek Retail Therapy

It's Saturday and time for the latest episode of Ava the Diva. This week, it's a look deep inside my Greek noggin as I head into therapy, retail therapy that is. Shopping carts, credit cards and super sneaker sales.  I hope you like it.

Blessings,

Ava

xox

Real Life Doesn't Have a Hiatus

In the entertainment business we have a term hiatus and it is often bantered about when talking about the status of a TV show air or production schedule.  Simply put, it is when a network takes a several week break in the normal schedule of a specific television program. It can occur during a season of a television program, or can be between television seasons.

A typical television production and air schedule has a very specific cycle.  For example spring is pilot season, when a network makes several "pilot" or trial episodes of a new show to see if it can find a larger audience than one on its current schedule or a show that is ending. Some television programs also go on hiatus during the regular season so that their networks can reserve episodes for airing during the crucial ratings or "sweeps" period. Programs that "return from hiatus" in time for the sweeps period to generate high ratings, usually include special content in programming such as stunt casting where they have special big name guest stars, like Ava Aston (kidding) or have the writers write controversial and unexpected plot twists or cliff-hanging season ending finales.  An example of putting new episodes of a series on hiatus to air special episodes during "sweeps" period is  done by one of my favorite shows, South Park which usually airs seven new episodes during the spring sweeps weeks, and seven more new episodes during the fall sweeps weeks. I love the character of Cartman and I keep telling Mr. Bricks I want to be a guest star on South park.

Real life doesn't have a hiatus like the entertainment industry does. When life's muckery hits us we have to deal with it right then and there. We can't put on a rerun until we figure crap out. Here are some examples of behind the scenes muckery that caused television shows to go on hiatus until they figured out what to do next.

•  In August 2009, VH1 placed its reality series, Megan Wants a Millionaire on indefinite hiatus when one of their contestants Ryan Alexander Jenkins was wanted for the questioning in his wife's murder. He was later found dead in a hotel room in Canada.

• The animated kids series, Pokemon was put on hiatus in Japan for 6 months in 1997 after the airing of an episode that caused hundreds of little kids to have seizures.  I just hope that no one has a seizure when they see Mr. Bricks in my cartoon series Ava the Diva.

• The 2007-2008 WGA strike forced several television series to go into hiatus.

• The television series 8 Simple Rules was put on a hiatus because of the death of its main star John Ritter.

• And most recently, the implosion and melt down of Charlie Sheen's noggin caused CBS to put the series Two and a Half Men on hiatus.

It would make life much easier to endure at times if we could indeed put up reruns of our life and just go on hiatus to try and work out our problems. I could put up my cheerleading High School days and have everyone watch the Greek girl getting her cheer on and then I would return to normal programming my normal muckery-filled life when I had everything worked out.  But that is not the way life rolls.

Blessings,

Ava

xox

Art Imitating Life

As you know I launched my newest music video "Gone" on Thursday 4/28. In what can only be described as shameless self promotion of that, I welcome you to the latest edition of Ava the Diva.

Have a great day!


Blessings,

Ava
xox

What would you do with 15,000 McRib Sandwiches?

The long awaited "Ava the Diva's First Sold Out Concert" Part 2 episode of my web based cartoon series is here. If you missed the first part, you can watch it here first.  Part 1

Grab the kids, grandma, the dogs and watch along and see what happens after Ava the Diva's manager Mr. Bricks negotiated a deal where Ava would get paid with 15,000 McDonald McRibs for a concert. See what lengths Ava goes through to make it right.

I hope everyone has a Happy Easter (Passover to all of my Jewish friends)

Blessings,

Ava

xox

REMINDER:  April 28th is the world premiere of my new "Gone' music video

My First Sold Out Concert

I am so excited about my new web-based cartoon series that I am calling, Ava the Diva.It will give you a glimpse of what life is like behind the velvet ropes of the music industry through the eyes of a total Diva.  So everyone will finally get to see what Mr. Bricks is really, really like. Can you believe Mr. Bricks accepted my payment for a concert in McRib sandwiches, instead of cash. See what I am talking about? See what the Greek girl must endure. You try walking a mile in my iron sneaker with old man Bricks around. It is not easy.

This first story of Ava the Diva is in two parts. You will have to wait until next week to see Part 2 and see what happens, you wont believe it!!!!! Trust me when I say there will be plenty of muckery. These new cartoons will be posted on my Youtube channel, as well as you will be able to see them at my new GoAnimate channel:                    

Ava Aston's GoAnimate Channel

If you like what you see, you can help me out by spreading the word and sharing the cartoon. It is my hope that this will generate enough interest to be able to have the opportunity to do an Ava the Diva animated series on a TV network.

Enjoy,

Blessings,

Ava

xox    

A Rock Star's Dressing Room

Thanks for your continued support of my blog and my Saturday Morning Cartoons.I do appreciate all of your posted comments and emails. I'm just a simple blonde Greek girl trying to carve a niche out for myself. I am thrilled that I have so many readers. I like everyone of you and again, I appreciate you all.

I hope you enjoy today's  version of Ava the Diva cartoon.

Blessings,

Ava

xox

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Ava Wants To Start A Rumor

It’s time for another Saturday Morning Cartoon from the Greek Blonde Girl.  I hope you enjoy watching the ego inflated Ava the Diva once again put her manager Mr. Bricks in his place.

NOTE: No real talent mangers were hurt during the making of this cartoon.

Blessings,

Ava

xox