Last Friday Mrs. Cross decided she would shoot the sophomore boys with a water gun in all the English classes. So, yesterday the sophomore boys decided to rebel in 7th hour English and bring in water guns of our own and we shot Mrs. Cross almost the entire hour. When she thought she would pull out a water gun of her own we all had a full out brawl all class period. All of us had to shoot Ginger and Walters for a while though and make Gingy look like he peed himself. The best part by far though was when Brennen charged at Mrs. Cross and he slid all the way across the floor, it was hilarious! Overall though, that was the best English class I have ever had.*I'm so glad you managed to have "the best English class"--finally, after all these months of me trying to cram literary analysis into your head. You can shoot me with water pistols as much as you like--I'm just glad we managed to get some work done first. Lazy sods.
By: Steven Wolke
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