Reign In Blood Or Divine Intervention?

After a weekend filled with controversy and flat tires on the cut-throat, alley-cat, back-woods circuit of extreme suburban group riding, Mongo was ready for a relaxing forty mile jaunt on LPE. The only problem was that Summer showed up on April Fools Day...and it almost freakin' killed me!(Not really...but it was "literally"(I hate when people say that) thirty degrees warmer than the last time I rode on Monday) Needless to say, I was under-hydrated and under-prepared for the heat.