Friday, October 22, 2010

You want politically incorrect?

Hey, NPR, tired of your commentators bagging on the possibility of Mooz-lems being terrorists? What the thoughts Juan Williams expressed were his liberal viewpoints. Consider this real-world view from a good high-school friend of mine and former police detective in Georgia:

Amazing Development!
MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in Terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God. It comes in various sizes. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required.

 

Disclaimer
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

NOTE TO VIVIAN SCHILLER: If you're freaking out at the insensitivity of this post, then let me suggest you seek professional help from your shrink.

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