Why Some Guys Can't Get Dates

1. They think burping is cool.



2. The same with farting. Uhh... Gross.



3. Their handwriting is terrible. Why not write something you can actually read?



4. They can be really cocky. Your poo is the same color and smells exactly the same as everyone else's.



5. They are NOT God's gift to women whatever they may think.



6. Some of them, not mentioning any names, spell their names weird. Who leaves off letters? That's just strange.



7. Girls are not pieces of meat.



8. Being stupid and immature is not cool regardless of what you may think



9. Your jokes aren't funny at all.